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Hey everybody! It's me! I'm back on blogspot cause quite frankly, tumblr is gay.  Why did I ever listen to those haters.

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just an update

I thought I would update you on some shit,
Because quite frankly I haven't been posting as regularly as I want to be.

Oh yeah so the other day I was at work and this lady called up because she lost her phone.  And I was all like "yo, whats your detailz so I can lyk contact you when we find your phone yo".  And she was all like "my name is... B-O-R-R-I-E"....
Me:  "Borrie...and your first name?"
Borrie: That is my first name.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I also have a new found obsession with danishes.  Especially the ones at the UQ bakery cause that shit is crispy yo.

what else... oh yeah how bloody good was that fuckin state of origin game ya bloody dingo!

umm....

Thats about as exciting as it gets because my life is boring.  At least I'm out of debt.

furthermore

this week has been awesome.
I've seen three movies, played basketball in true street ball style by floodlight, not gone to a single tutorial, and again have hung out with good friends.

academically speaking however, I feel like I am slipping away but NOOO!
after this weekend, which for the better part will be spent away at the coast, I'm going to get ma slut on for study.

so anyways I thought I would document this:

I successfully drove from Everton Park to Ashgrove with my iPhone on the roof of my car.  When I found it on top of my car after a thorough search of the interior of ye olde holden astra my exact words were 'FUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK OOHHH SHITTT' haha I'm so funny. Ed and I were in hysterics.

hello!

I have been very unmotivated as of late.

This includes lack of motivation to go to uni, work and post.  However I have been having a really good time, actually getting a chance to do hang out with friends which consists of NBA and FIFA.  All I want to do is everything but study.

Today for example.

Went to university today, ditched my morning art history lecture because apparently the lecture material isn't going to be on the exam, thanks for the heads up Prue.  I did however go to my enlightening journalism reporting lecture.  You could not pay me to listen.  Instead of listening to the usual panel of journalistic guests, my one and only friend at uni chatted for the majority of the lecture (I'm sorry to any aspiring journalists who sat anywhere near us for disrupting the lecture).  And when I wasn't listening I was trying to find "Move Bitch" by Ludacris on my phone to make my ringtone.  Fail. 
Then we laid in the great court for about 2 hours, decided to ditch our next tutorials and went our seperate ways. I later found out that my friend went to her lecture.  I feel so bad.

Instead of going to my tutorial which is graded on attendance, I sat at the uni bar with pokemon fanatic Sophie Kent and a drink.  After an hour or so went home! what a productive day at uni, I fell asleep on the train home.  obviously a hard days work.

The highlight of the day was eating a danish, this and responding to a second year journalism student's question for her radio show:
Journalism Student: "Who is your hero?" 
She points the microphone towards my direction.
I say:  "ALF STEWART, CAUSE HE HAS A RAPE DUNGEON!"

trees falling on people

great.

also, someone buy me these jeans.

spurlos dream

on facebook chat with Luke Spurling:

Luke

had the funniest dream before

3:42pmMe

haha

3:42pmLuke

everyone was at fazels

and it was like a big party

like all of us

in the arvo

and u were where joe parks his car

and that was where the bbq was

and u were doing the bbq

and u had like an apron on

and a fake like mustache with sunnies on and a bucket hat

cooking the stuff

3:43pmMe

HAHAHAHHAAHAH

3:44pmLuke

and aint nuttin but a gangsta party was playing real loud

and everyone was like fuck yeahh

niceeee

classic architecture and pokemon

on friday in my architecture tutorial we had started presentations for assessment.  first up was UQ's very own Howard Roark look alike who was followed by a quiet Korean girl.  This seriously made my day.  Her presentation was on a Romanesque cathedral in Rome, I can't remember which one exactly but it was a pilgrimage cathedral.  In order to help us to fathom the holiness and significance of the building of which she was presenting she made the funniest comparison.  "The pilgrimage cathedral is like the equivalent of gyms in Pokemon." 
At first I did not know how to react... and then I just couldn't help it and literally LOLed.  Consequently for the rest of the 40 minutes of the tutorial I sat there with an uncontrollable grin on my face. 

Here is the interior of a traditional Romanesque cathedral.  The crossing of the nave and the transept make the floor plan cruciform in shape.

...and here is the floor plan for the Pewter City gym in Pokemon Red/Blue Version.

macbook doom!

My mac is making clicking noises and I dont know what to do!

if anyone has experienced the same thing, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.   I would hate to have my macbook die right now... or ever. 

well fed

I am so content with my food intake today.  I started the day off with some greek yoghurt and a couple of bananas from good ol' James St Market then found myself back there at lunch, taking sweet advantage of the free dip samples. They seriously left me in awe as to the adventurous and flavoursome world of dips (never before have i had hommus of this caliber) and resulted in me and lillian hanging around a these free samples, water crackers included, for a good 10 minutes.  Long enough to be mistaken for a James St Market staff member.

The fun did not stop. I ate this motherfuckin' awesome sandwich.  Roast beef, salad n shit, cheese whatever.  What made this sandwich was the mayo.  Horseradish mayonnaise I WANT TO GO TO THERE.  The intense look on my face as I bit into the sandwich is the expression of the pure enjoyment I experienced of what can only be described as 'Jesus between rye'.

Dinner included anything I could find at Tilly's place, however she ended up just making pizzas for everyone.  This girl can cook, and her vegetarian pizzas were no exception.

Here I am now completely content and almost a little uncomfortable after eating 'second dinner' which was mum's own pasta bake.

hangin with g-ma

grandma or 'lola' as we call her, is the man.  I took her to the doctors today and she gave me 20 dollars to spend on food.  'I want to go to there'.

 In other news, its my volleyball teams final this afternoon.. hopefully we fuck their shit up.  that is the volleyball team that I coach at a Brisbane all girls school.

oh yeah the weekend.

I'm sitting here at uni and I just realised how good the weekend actually was.  long weekend! boom baby. and I get to do it all again next weekend.  I think it was because I had an assignment due today that I worried about all long weekend which made me forget what I was actually doing but it was pretty eventful.  Lets start at Friday afternoon...

I shared a drink with an old friend on Friday afternoon after coming into UQ just to pick up some feedback from an assignment.  We were both so desperate for company and I think we were each others last resorts haha because no one else wanted to hang out with either of us so we met at the red room and shared a jug. oh what good times.  due to the fact that I had not eaten all day I got drunk off half a jug off tooheys new.  call me 'cadbury' if you must, but in all honesty being easily affected by alcohol is no longer considered uncool. Truthfully I cant even afford to buy drinks so anything free is good and if it gets me drunk in the process. boom.

after a slightly drunk bus ride into the city and with my old friend and Damos bro (he's the man), I met up with Zippy Ben in the city and went back to his place and chilled out.  That night we went and saw some bands play at the Troubadour.  I watched a bit of Indigo Kids and then bailed on the next band and then came back later on for Moses Gunn Collective.  The night was fun, there were so many people who I just happened to know at the Troubadour including this funny looking fellow.

Saturday I had work all day bangtown. and then after work I ventured over to the Mckeown household to farewell him and his girlfriend.  They are moving to the UK and are literally winging it. respect and good luck.  After this I then made a quick stop over at the Vandenheuvel's to farewell eaves and vandy.  they are going to mexico for like 8 months WHAT THE WHAT?!

By this point in time I was starting to worry about the assignment I have due on Tuesday... Sunday was a complete fail as I just napped all day and then that night went to a good old fashioned house warming.  Kacie Anning and her sexy house mates were the hosts.  I was jacked up on red wine and stolen Hollandia beer.  properly drunk, I did not realise until I did a sneaky vom in Kacie's bed.  No that didn't actually happen.  I wish I had, but I did manage to spill about 5 drinks and headbutt Chloe.  All in all I uncharacteristically was the victim of some grindtown action.

Im just going to wrap up the rest of the long weekend.  Starting Sunday morning:
- wake up at chloes, jump into her bed under the guidance of her boyfriend who had to leave for work, chloe is completely naked.
- go to work, make unbelievably shit jokes such as "shampoo more like shamshit!" and "wank-crrream"
- eat grill'd
- stay up till 2am finishing my journalism stories!

i love how by da end of ma postz i abandon all attempts to try to write with correct spelling and grammar.

m.i.a

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I'm sitting in the school of journalism and communication building waiting for the office to open so I can pick up my assignment and I have a headache.  I just want my asignment back so I can go home and not do assignment 2.  I'm hoping the weekend ahead will be fun.  I'm going to go hang out with benny later this afternoon.  Working all day saturday, which should hopefully be not too painfull.  Work is fun but the worst thing about it is having to stand all day.  Saturday night I think I will dedicate to dong my reporting assignment and then on Sunday going to Kacie's house for her housewarming/grindoff. 

OH THANK GOD SOMEONE JUST INVITD ME TO HAVE A DRINK WITH THEM AT THE RED ROOM. BYE!

someone stole my umbrella

When I find out who stole my fucking umbrella I'm gonna fuckin' kill them.  Walking through UQ in this weather is no fun at all..

I was walking up from the dustbowl in the rain, I got the ultimate 'IN YO FACE'.  I was talking behind a woman with an umbrella. The path way was too narrow for me to overtake her (and she was a little fat so any attempt would result in me gettin ma grind on with a slightly overweight complete stranger) so I had to walk patiently behind her in the rain. fuck me