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just an update

I thought I would update you on some shit,
Because quite frankly I haven't been posting as regularly as I want to be.

Oh yeah so the other day I was at work and this lady called up because she lost her phone.  And I was all like "yo, whats your detailz so I can lyk contact you when we find your phone yo".  And she was all like "my name is... B-O-R-R-I-E"....
Me:  "Borrie...and your first name?"
Borrie: That is my first name.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I also have a new found obsession with danishes.  Especially the ones at the UQ bakery cause that shit is crispy yo.

what else... oh yeah how bloody good was that fuckin state of origin game ya bloody dingo!

umm....

Thats about as exciting as it gets because my life is boring.  At least I'm out of debt.

furthermore

this week has been awesome.
I've seen three movies, played basketball in true street ball style by floodlight, not gone to a single tutorial, and again have hung out with good friends.

academically speaking however, I feel like I am slipping away but NOOO!
after this weekend, which for the better part will be spent away at the coast, I'm going to get ma slut on for study.

so anyways I thought I would document this:

I successfully drove from Everton Park to Ashgrove with my iPhone on the roof of my car.  When I found it on top of my car after a thorough search of the interior of ye olde holden astra my exact words were 'FUUUUUUUUUCCKKKKKK OOHHH SHITTT' haha I'm so funny. Ed and I were in hysterics.

hello!

I have been very unmotivated as of late.

This includes lack of motivation to go to uni, work and post.  However I have been having a really good time, actually getting a chance to do hang out with friends which consists of NBA and FIFA.  All I want to do is everything but study.

Today for example.

Went to university today, ditched my morning art history lecture because apparently the lecture material isn't going to be on the exam, thanks for the heads up Prue.  I did however go to my enlightening journalism reporting lecture.  You could not pay me to listen.  Instead of listening to the usual panel of journalistic guests, my one and only friend at uni chatted for the majority of the lecture (I'm sorry to any aspiring journalists who sat anywhere near us for disrupting the lecture).  And when I wasn't listening I was trying to find "Move Bitch" by Ludacris on my phone to make my ringtone.  Fail. 
Then we laid in the great court for about 2 hours, decided to ditch our next tutorials and went our seperate ways. I later found out that my friend went to her lecture.  I feel so bad.

Instead of going to my tutorial which is graded on attendance, I sat at the uni bar with pokemon fanatic Sophie Kent and a drink.  After an hour or so went home! what a productive day at uni, I fell asleep on the train home.  obviously a hard days work.

The highlight of the day was eating a danish, this and responding to a second year journalism student's question for her radio show:
Journalism Student: "Who is your hero?" 
She points the microphone towards my direction.
I say:  "ALF STEWART, CAUSE HE HAS A RAPE DUNGEON!"

trees falling on people

great.

also, someone buy me these jeans.

spurlos dream

on facebook chat with Luke Spurling:

Luke

had the funniest dream before

3:42pmMe

haha

3:42pmLuke

everyone was at fazels

and it was like a big party

like all of us

in the arvo

and u were where joe parks his car

and that was where the bbq was

and u were doing the bbq

and u had like an apron on

and a fake like mustache with sunnies on and a bucket hat

cooking the stuff

3:43pmMe

HAHAHAHHAAHAH

3:44pmLuke

and aint nuttin but a gangsta party was playing real loud

and everyone was like fuck yeahh

niceeee

classic architecture and pokemon

on friday in my architecture tutorial we had started presentations for assessment.  first up was UQ's very own Howard Roark look alike who was followed by a quiet Korean girl.  This seriously made my day.  Her presentation was on a Romanesque cathedral in Rome, I can't remember which one exactly but it was a pilgrimage cathedral.  In order to help us to fathom the holiness and significance of the building of which she was presenting she made the funniest comparison.  "The pilgrimage cathedral is like the equivalent of gyms in Pokemon." 
At first I did not know how to react... and then I just couldn't help it and literally LOLed.  Consequently for the rest of the 40 minutes of the tutorial I sat there with an uncontrollable grin on my face. 

Here is the interior of a traditional Romanesque cathedral.  The crossing of the nave and the transept make the floor plan cruciform in shape.

...and here is the floor plan for the Pewter City gym in Pokemon Red/Blue Version.

macbook doom!

My mac is making clicking noises and I dont know what to do!

if anyone has experienced the same thing, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT TO DO.   I would hate to have my macbook die right now... or ever. 

well fed

I am so content with my food intake today.  I started the day off with some greek yoghurt and a couple of bananas from good ol' James St Market then found myself back there at lunch, taking sweet advantage of the free dip samples. They seriously left me in awe as to the adventurous and flavoursome world of dips (never before have i had hommus of this caliber) and resulted in me and lillian hanging around a these free samples, water crackers included, for a good 10 minutes.  Long enough to be mistaken for a James St Market staff member.

The fun did not stop. I ate this motherfuckin' awesome sandwich.  Roast beef, salad n shit, cheese whatever.  What made this sandwich was the mayo.  Horseradish mayonnaise I WANT TO GO TO THERE.  The intense look on my face as I bit into the sandwich is the expression of the pure enjoyment I experienced of what can only be described as 'Jesus between rye'.

Dinner included anything I could find at Tilly's place, however she ended up just making pizzas for everyone.  This girl can cook, and her vegetarian pizzas were no exception.

Here I am now completely content and almost a little uncomfortable after eating 'second dinner' which was mum's own pasta bake.

hangin with g-ma

grandma or 'lola' as we call her, is the man.  I took her to the doctors today and she gave me 20 dollars to spend on food.  'I want to go to there'.

 In other news, its my volleyball teams final this afternoon.. hopefully we fuck their shit up.  that is the volleyball team that I coach at a Brisbane all girls school.

oh yeah the weekend.

I'm sitting here at uni and I just realised how good the weekend actually was.  long weekend! boom baby. and I get to do it all again next weekend.  I think it was because I had an assignment due today that I worried about all long weekend which made me forget what I was actually doing but it was pretty eventful.  Lets start at Friday afternoon...

I shared a drink with an old friend on Friday afternoon after coming into UQ just to pick up some feedback from an assignment.  We were both so desperate for company and I think we were each others last resorts haha because no one else wanted to hang out with either of us so we met at the red room and shared a jug. oh what good times.  due to the fact that I had not eaten all day I got drunk off half a jug off tooheys new.  call me 'cadbury' if you must, but in all honesty being easily affected by alcohol is no longer considered uncool. Truthfully I cant even afford to buy drinks so anything free is good and if it gets me drunk in the process. boom.

after a slightly drunk bus ride into the city and with my old friend and Damos bro (he's the man), I met up with Zippy Ben in the city and went back to his place and chilled out.  That night we went and saw some bands play at the Troubadour.  I watched a bit of Indigo Kids and then bailed on the next band and then came back later on for Moses Gunn Collective.  The night was fun, there were so many people who I just happened to know at the Troubadour including this funny looking fellow.

Saturday I had work all day bangtown. and then after work I ventured over to the Mckeown household to farewell him and his girlfriend.  They are moving to the UK and are literally winging it. respect and good luck.  After this I then made a quick stop over at the Vandenheuvel's to farewell eaves and vandy.  they are going to mexico for like 8 months WHAT THE WHAT?!

By this point in time I was starting to worry about the assignment I have due on Tuesday... Sunday was a complete fail as I just napped all day and then that night went to a good old fashioned house warming.  Kacie Anning and her sexy house mates were the hosts.  I was jacked up on red wine and stolen Hollandia beer.  properly drunk, I did not realise until I did a sneaky vom in Kacie's bed.  No that didn't actually happen.  I wish I had, but I did manage to spill about 5 drinks and headbutt Chloe.  All in all I uncharacteristically was the victim of some grindtown action.

Im just going to wrap up the rest of the long weekend.  Starting Sunday morning:
- wake up at chloes, jump into her bed under the guidance of her boyfriend who had to leave for work, chloe is completely naked.
- go to work, make unbelievably shit jokes such as "shampoo more like shamshit!" and "wank-crrream"
- eat grill'd
- stay up till 2am finishing my journalism stories!

i love how by da end of ma postz i abandon all attempts to try to write with correct spelling and grammar.

m.i.a

M.I.A, Born Free from ROMAIN-GAVRAS on Vimeo.

untitled

I'm sitting in the school of journalism and communication building waiting for the office to open so I can pick up my assignment and I have a headache.  I just want my asignment back so I can go home and not do assignment 2.  I'm hoping the weekend ahead will be fun.  I'm going to go hang out with benny later this afternoon.  Working all day saturday, which should hopefully be not too painfull.  Work is fun but the worst thing about it is having to stand all day.  Saturday night I think I will dedicate to dong my reporting assignment and then on Sunday going to Kacie's house for her housewarming/grindoff. 

OH THANK GOD SOMEONE JUST INVITD ME TO HAVE A DRINK WITH THEM AT THE RED ROOM. BYE!

someone stole my umbrella

When I find out who stole my fucking umbrella I'm gonna fuckin' kill them.  Walking through UQ in this weather is no fun at all..

I was walking up from the dustbowl in the rain, I got the ultimate 'IN YO FACE'.  I was talking behind a woman with an umbrella. The path way was too narrow for me to overtake her (and she was a little fat so any attempt would result in me gettin ma grind on with a slightly overweight complete stranger) so I had to walk patiently behind her in the rain. fuck me

incredible lack of posts

This is due to the fact that I have no life at the moment.  My days have consisted at waking up early, going to uni until about 3 - 4 then either going to coaching, then after, work or going straight to work.  I have been coming home every night, exhausted. every day this week.  But surprisingly am not really minding the overload of 'shit to do'.  Consequently my busy schedule has prevented me from having any sort of social life, but I guess I had a full on easter break... OF NOT DOING ANY UNI WORK HAHAHAHAHAH IN YO FACE UNI!




















...but now im more like the lions in this youtube video and uni is a pack of angry buffalo


im basically it's bitch.

tina fey

I have finally gotten my hands on a copy of 30 Rock, seasons 1 - 3 and it is taking over my life.  Nothing is better than being able to watch tv shows back to back, non stop, hour after hour.

A friend of mine's life goal is to become Tina Fey.  My life goal is to be with Tina Fey, I would marry her.  Hey! and I have come to realise that Alec Baldwin isn't that bad after all.  I never actually gave him a chance.  Thanks to Team America my perception of him was a 'F.A.G' and his performance in It's Complicated (I only saw that movie because it was free) but he is quite good in 30 Rock.

Once I have fulfilled my 30 Rock marathon, I think the next T.V show on the agenda is The Mighty Boosh.

poor ben.

On Thursday night, Ben, Smith and I went to the city.  I don't know why, I finished work and Ben was all like why don't you come out with us.  Why not?

So anyways I didn't have any money, but Ben happened to have a couple bottles of unfinished spirits which we got into.  The night was pretty average.   The most exciting part was being yelled at by a group of aborigines because we didn't give them a cigarette... anyways me and Ben stumbled home not long after midnight when everything was shutting down.  As the lift doors opened as we reached level 2 of Ben's apartment, he clumsily drops his set of keys.  We both stood by helplessly as he drops his keys, both looked at his keys dangle in between the gap of the elevator and the actual floor of the building and then both looked dumbfounded as his keys slowly but surely slipped through the gap. There we are both standing there in silence as we wait for the keys to hit ground... no it would have probably been the basement floor and echo back up to us...neither of us could believe what just happened.

Here are a series of photos explaining our (mainly Ben's) morale levels at this point in time.

hey hey hey

I am so poor right now, but am still managing to have fun times.  Working all easter weekend isn't too bad because of the fact that I get paid something rediculous to do not too much at all.  Unfortunately I wont get a chance to enjoy my earnings (not entirely) because all of that money is going straight towards my 'dope ride' which is proving to be more of an expense than a convenience.  I have been forced to catch publico transporto for the past week and a half and to tell you the truth, it aint dat bad at all. 

Anyways I am looking so fuckin' foward to Tuesday for some CRAZY GOMA ACTION. YES.  I am definately going to photo document that day.

I would upload some hilarious photos from Thursday night, but I am currently capped so uploading photos is such a chore. 

golf or die

we had a bit of a 'boiz crew golf doutzaaa' day today... which ended in Ed running into a tree and consequently fucked up the front right wheel of the golf buggy.  nice.

you cant really see it very well but if it helps, they are actually going straight...

im feeling fucking great

After working Friday night, Saturday night and Sunday 12 - 930 I had hit rock bottom (oh yeah and my car breaking down inbetween there somewhere).  Yep, I wanted to kill myself, oh wait can't do that cause you have to do an assignment due tomorrow!!! So my Sunday night/morning was spent completing my "introduction to journalism" assignment.  You know, it really was not that hard, 650 words and a complete pile of bullshit.  But really, that just made me not want to do it anymore. I kept telling myself, 'oh you'll get it done', 'pfft its like such an easy assignment'.  But after about 3 hours on facebook I finally came to the realisation that I needed to pull myself together and finally just get this thing done.

If you are a somewhat decent student you are probably reading this and thinking to yourself "why didn't you just sign off facebook and get it done?"  Well if you are a university student you probably already know that that is impossible, at least for me. 

 Anyways, I got to bed at 4 after finishing le assignmente' (had a little nap around 2 just to clear my head) and woke up at 6 to print my assignment off only to find that both my printers are fucking idiots.  One left grey smudges all over my "probably a 7" assignment, and the other just refused to print. GREAT.  At this point I was stressing the fuck out.  Not only had I not printed this assignment out, I also had to make it to UQ by 10.. no make that 9:30 cause I had to get that shit printed and to UQ via public transport all the way from Upper Kedron.  Let me detail my trip to UQ: bus to Ferny Grove, Train to the Citay, walked around city for about 20 minutes because I did not know where the bus to UQ left from.  caught a bus to the cultural centre only to be there just in time for a bus to UQ.  Arrived at UQ at 930! oh god things are looking slightly hopeful.  So i ventured to the SS+H library no idea how to print oh and not to mention lost my wallet so I did not have my student id card to print. FREAKING THE FUCK OUT.  Thankfully I ran into a friend that I had made weeks ago when helping her find a book in the library who let me print off her account.  Then we both had to just find the building to hand that badboy in.  we did so without a minute to spare and both successfully handed in our assignments right on 10:00, and if anything probably a little after 10:00 BUT NEVER THE LESS THAT SHIT WAS HANDED IN. BOOM BABY.

okay so at this point I am a little happier now, but still sleep deprived.  I stayed at uni all day that day and then had to trek it out to St Rita's for my coaching job and then trek it back home via publico transporto.  It sucked.  As soon as i got home I passed out.  Woke up the next morning at 7 still exhausted. Went to uni for another full day. Car pooled today! played a bit of ball then passed out AND here we are, 8:44 Wednesday morning and feeling fanfuckingtastic!  and tonight i'm going to go see 'every Jack has a Jill' starring, Melanie Laurent at Centro tonight.  finally getting a chance to see a french film festival film, instead of serving for it which i hate so so very much.

old people and rude people

working with old people sucks... they don't do work, and ask you to do their work when they are totally capable of doing the work but you can't not do the work cause they'll make a scene and at the same time you can't tell them what to do because they are like, old... hahah

and rude people, what the fuck.  I'm not being rude to you, so why the fuck are you being rude to me.  It's like that episode of The Simpsons when Homer joins the navy and his drill Sergent is being quite rude to him.

it goes a little something like this (well actually exactly like this because I got the quote from imdb and imdb never lies).

Drill Sergeant: Look soldier, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
Homer: I like you.
Drill Sergeant: Well, I don't like you.
Homer: Maybe you'd like me if you got to know me better.  

STELLAAAAAAA

Tonight I saw the QUT third year actors rendition of the Tennessee Williams play "A Streetcar Named Desire" at the QUT Gardens Theatre at Gardens Point.  I only really got into it after intermission however in saying this I thoroughly enjoyed the second half of the play.  Nothing beats going through psychotic episode and Blanche's was no exception.  It was was pulled off through the use of moving props and eerie music (a flanged and filtered version of the original piece of 'ny'orleans' style music used throughout), evoking surprisingly realistic recollections of an acid trip...wow.

Yep, that was definitely worth my 10 dollars (thank you student discount).  I think I will probably go see cheapo theater in the future.

this made my very long day...

BOOMTOWN

Isabel Lucas came into work tonight, and I lost my shit however there were a series of events leading up to the special moment of contact.  There had been numerous Issy sightings around centro and even the barracks but I had never been there to actually interact with her.  Tonight was my lucky night.

She is in town shooting "A Heartbeat Away" according to one of our staff members who worked as an extra on the movie over the weekend.

Alright so at first I was making up the bags for the french film festival when all of a sudden Dan gasped and said "oh my god is that....no way", but I was not convinced until I got the heads up from damo.  perfectly on cue damo busts around the corner faliling his arms in the air and smile on his face,  BOOMTOWN.  There was like one of those like puffs of smoke shaped exactly like the moving object that appear when shit moves real fast after me as I hurdled a trestle table and gracefully slid underneath tensa barrier taping to catch a glimpse of her.  Then I pretended to stock up flyers secretly staring/drooling at her as she read a street press. Soon after her departure I reached sudden depression which was instantly alleviated when Damos proclaimed the good news that she would be back to see the second half of A Single Man, bang.

So yeah skip an hour and a half and it was 9:30.  Isabel had not come back and I was pissed off.  The whole centro crew (which also happened to be an all boyz crew), not going to lie, were in tears and felt completely and betrayed by our girl Issy.  BUT THEN as soon as I had given up all hope, she rocks up the stairs (change of outfit from earlier hehe) with some "dude" and aw shit son did my face light up.  Previous to this I had told everyone, including myself that I would be cool and that "I am always cool".  Wrong.  So not cool.  Infact biggest fucking loser.  I was trying to act smooth whilst drying off some washing but could not help the fact that I had a huge grin on my face.  I tried to hide this by putting my washing infront of my face. LOSER.  Anyways she walked off after we could not untie our tongues in order to direct her to cinema 2... or wait was it 3 FUCKKK for her to see the end of her precious single man. so all in all I think we did a good job...

she is smoking hot. yes, her hotness is smoky.
in discussion Dan proposed the question "don't you think she is a fox?" and I answered with "nahh, shes more like a .. lone wolf"

new follower!

yay sarah phelan is now following my blog

happy birthday mr smithers...

it is my little brothers bday today. heres a nice photo of most of the Cenita crew.

no.. not facebook.. eh

I am back on facebook. boom baby.  however this was not intentional.. 'sure..' you might say, however I truly did not intend to reactivate my account.  I was going to just log onto benny's account so I could stalk a couple of his friends but out of pure reflex I quickly and efficiently punched in my log in details and was signed in.  I was thoughtfully greeted by 'facebook' personally with the message "thank you for REactivating your account *smiley face smiley face hehe*"  At first I thought to myself 'aw shit fuck CUNT' but then after about 2 seconds I was more like "meh this isn't too bad".  Yes it is!  andrew, you tell yourself now that you have some sort of will power to keep yourself off "da book" but I'll give yourself about a week before you're addiction returns and all ability to study or finish assignments will have perished.

i will leave you with a picture of a puppy!

puppy says: "I have a big shiny bowl with my name on it, and sometimes i find crunchy food in it and other times i find squishy food in it.  Yay!"

new roll

in no particular order are some of the photos from my most recent roll of film.  there are some photos from phoenix, some of stuff around my house and some from one eventful sunday mornin'.  this might be the last developed roll of film in a while because rabbit photo at chermside and basically australia wide is closing down.  yes, a big aw over the fact that i wont have to put up with the incredibly bad customer service at rabbit photo, you will be sorely missed. so ill probably do the digital thang in the meantime. 

boys noize on tomorrow night

I have a semi erection over this event tomorrow night.  I managed to get work off and sort myself out for the night so the night ahead is looking to be a good one.

I am going to be borderline homeless this week as I have to pay registration for ma vehicle and also have to pay a friend for the mbox mini that he sold to me. FUCK... I think I'm going to have to live off 20 dollars for the next two weeks.  It's just shit that I can't help.

R R R RAAAANDY!!

i was up at 630 this morning to take this photo after a sleepless night at coulins.

new shoes

i bought these shoes the other week, and i was meaning to put a picture up but didn't ever get around to it..until now.  "the boss" andrew reynolds designed these shoes and i'm a massive andrew reynolds fan so i just had to get them (not only that, they are also dope shoes).

and i'm still trying to finish off this latest roll of film just so i can see whether or not i successfully took a close up picture of Thomas Mars the other night... but i just haven't been up to anything very exciting as of late so hopefully i will finish off the film on thursday night when i take on my arch enemy, sushi (if arch enemies came in the form of food).  a friend of mine suggested that instead of cooking dinner we head down to her local sushi train.  i was a little reluctant because of my little food poisoning episode with sushi not long ago but i agreed to it.  it was actually a while ago but it sucked.

i should take more photos of inanimate subjects.....

PHOENIX OMFG

i went to Phoenix tonight and it was amazing. i was situated dead center and 2 people back, luckily for me the 2 people in front of me were petite girls so it was basically like being at the front.... i missed out on a chance to jump up on stage with the band in their encore but oh well. however i am quite content with my 'hair ruffle' on lead singer Thomas Mars, god bless him. the set was incredible and the whole thing was a highlight, but if i had to pick a highlight of the highlights, Funky Squaredance would be the one to take out the 'made me jizz my pants' award. hopefully the photos i took with the lomo came out alright, i was under a bit of pressure to have to turn the advance wheel, arm the flash and then wait for the flash to charge before taking a photo because i was just having way too much fun.

hello to my friend Hannah from Ballina if you managed to check out the blog. the photos will be up very soon.

DONE AND DUSTED

i finished my audio engineering diploma today, just waiting to see if i passed everything...

on that note i start at UQ on monday... naw

anyways i saw A Single Man today, it was dope.

yeah im mentally drained at the moment this last week of assesment at JMC has taken its toll on my witty interweb banter. SEE A SINGLE MAN

lack of posts

i have been meaning to do more posts as of late but i been quite busy with the likes of; finishing off assesment for jmc, working fri-sun and coaching volleyball to 13-15 year old girls, boomtown.

hopefully by next week ill be G2G, DTF and even RTHDF (ready to hit da floor).

bang.

shit photos, not so shit night

okay, so i locked myself out of my house which contained my usual photo taking apparatus, so i used my iphone to take these flattering photos of my friends.

what a good night. the palace crew (and lucy) were on fire tonight. after being denied entry to sky bar/room ("gold jacket, green jacket who gives a shit") by a massive glass door, we ventured off to limes hotel. we farewelled "big smoke" vdorf and the turn out was great.

somewhat cheap caronas + $5 dollar pizza + being on a rooftop = madfun timez.

we should have outings like this more often. even Big Spallos made an appearance, which is quite a rare sight, as of late.

anyways enjoy these shit pictures.

bumper stickers

saw a bumper sticker today that said

"you don't know jack, till you've had a crack:

at lawn bowls"

boom.

happy birthday jezza

we celebrated jeremy's 19th birthday on saturday night. the night consisted of naked ed, underage drinking and all in all general rowdiness. afterwards Benny, Taf and I ventured to the valley but our night was cut short after the barsoma sole' security guard declared that we would have to wait an hour to get in.... so benny was all like 'fuck dat man i dont need diz shieeettt' so we forced Taf into a potato sack, tied it up, and threw him out of a moving vehicle only to leave him hurt and trapped in a potato sack... then we went to kfc, bang.

oh and Maverick called, he wants his aviators back.

wild/wanker wednesday photos